$NARF

THE ONGOING SAGA

the stories

Every scheme needs a narrator. Every takeover needs a backstory. This is the $NARF universe — one episode at a time.

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EPISODE 01

The D.O.G.E. Saga

How brainE Musk was handed the keys to the entire U.S. government, cancelled everyone's credit cards, shut down agencies that had survived the Cold War, and then quietly went back to building cars. A factual account. Mostly.

brainE Musk Dinky Trump Government Credit Cards Chaos
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The D.O.G.E. Saga — 6-panel comic strip

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EPISODE 02

The Tariff Wars

Dinky discovers that you can put a tariff on anything. A sweeping tale of trade, chaos, and one very confused stock market — including penguins.

Dinky Trump Trade Markets Penguins
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The Tariff Wars comic strip
EPISODE 03

The X Factor

brainE buys the world's biggest social media platform for $44 billion, fires half the staff, and renames it after a letter. A love story, of sorts.

brainE Musk Twitter / X The Sink Chaos
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The X Factor comic strip
EPISODE 04

To The Moon (Literally)

SpaceX, Starship, a Tesla orbiting the Sun, and the plan to put humans on Mars. brainE aims high. Very, very high.

brainE Musk SpaceX Mars Robot Arms
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To The Moon comic strip
EPISODE 05

The Big Beautiful Bill

The bill that broke the bromance. Dinky signs it. brainE hates it. The internet picks sides. Nobody wins. Everyone posts about it.

Dinky Trump brainE Musk 💔 The Bromance Drama
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The Big Beautiful Bill comic strip

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