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$NARF

Solana · Launching Aug 1

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Contract Address

2okQqxJK...fQesqs

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Total Supply

8,000,000,000 $NARF

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PinkSale Fair Launch

Jul 21 – Jul 31, 2026

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Raydium Launch

August 1, 2026

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Airdrop · 26% Supply

Register on Gleam · Closes Jul 29

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Liquidity Locked

1,000 Days · No Rug

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Token-2022 · Solana

1% Transfer Fee · Mint Revoked

The Same Thing We Do Every Night... Take Over The World!

Two lab mice. One genius plan. One absolutely useless sidekick.

One night at Acme Labs, Brain engineered his most ambitious experiment yet — a serum to make himself the richest being on earth, and a simpler formula for Pinky, just enough to hand him the most powerful office in the world. It worked. Brain became brainE Musk, accumulating rockets, cars, satellites, and social media empires. Pinky became Dinky Trump, running the most powerful nation on earth. And every single night, they are still trying to take over the world. $NARF is proof the experiment never stopped.

Fund Takeover
The Original Plan

Same Thing We Do Every Night, Dinky.

They've been at it since 1995. We just tokenized it.

Pinky and the Brain

Pinky & The Brain © Warner Bros. — $NARF is a fan-made meme coin, not affiliated with Warner Bros.

The Masterminds

Meet the duo behind the curtain. One has the hair, the other has the rockets.
Together, they are unstoppable (or at least very entertaining).

Elon as The Brain
brainE

brainE Musk

The undisputed genius behind every scheme. By day he launches rockets at SpaceX, sells electric dreams at Tesla, runs the internet's most chaotic town square at X, and drills tunnels for fun at The Boring Company. By night? He's plotting world domination with Dinky. His AI company xAI is teaching robots to think, Neuralink is putting chips in brains, and Starlink has already conquered the sky. The world is simply a problem waiting to be disrupted — and brainE Musk has a company for that. Narf!

"I think we should put a Dogecoin on Mars first. Then we buy the planet."

"The thing is, I already own the bird, the car, the rocket, and the tunnel. The blockchain was the obvious next step."

"World domination is just a supply chain problem. And I've solved harder ones."

"Dinky says 'Narf!' I say 'Narf is the utility token of our inevitable empire.'"

"They said you can't buy the moon. They also said you can't buy Twitter."

Dinky

Dinky Trump

The world's most enthusiastic sidekick with the most famous hair in history. When he's not running the free world from Mar-a-Lago, he's wheeling and dealing from his golden tower at Trump Tower. He built Truth Social because he got kicked off the other one, tried to sell Trump Steaks at The Sharper Image, and somehow turned Trump University into a masterclass in confidence. The Trump Organization spans golf courses, hotels, and casinos — because why dominate one industry when you can confuse them all? Every night brainE has the plan, and Dinky's response is always the same: "Narf! Are we gonna be rich?"

"It's going to be huge. The biggest takeover in the history of takeovers. Maybe ever."

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MASTERMIND PLAN

🩷 Fair Launch: Jul 25 – Jul 31 on PinkSale 🚀 Raydium Launch: Aug 1, 2026
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The Takeover Plan

How exactly do we plan to take over the world? Well, we can't tell you everything, but here's the pitch deck.

Dinky's Deal-Making Genius

Dinky doesn't just close deals — he tariffs the competition into oblivion. Other meme coins? Sanctioned. Other blockchains? Under review. $NARF gets the best terms because Dinky wrote the terms. In crayon. On a gold-plated napkin.

brainE's Rocket Tech

Starlink beams $NARF to every corner of the globe. SpaceX puts the node on Mars. Neuralink makes sure you literally can't stop thinking about it. brainE didn't build an empire to stop at one planet.

The Takeover Strategy

Phase 1: Buy $NARF. Phase 2: Shill relentlessly. Phase 3: PinkSale fair launch closes, token lists on Raydium. Phase 4: Global liquidity. Phase 5: The world wakes up and it's already too late. Narf!

Space Force Security

$NARF runs on Solana's Token-2022 standard with mint authority permanently revoked. No rug. No new supply. No funny business — unless you count the memes. The contract is immutable. The plan is not.

Meme-Powered Growth

26% of supply reserved for the community airdrop. Every holder is a soldier. Every post is a missile. History will remember the ones who posted early and posted often. The algorithm fears us.

The Master Plan

One genius. One sidekick. Eight billion tokens. The same thing we do every night — accumulate, shill, join the PinkSale fair launch (Jul 25–31), and watch the world fall into our paws one wallet at a time. $NARF hits Raydium on August 1st. This is not a drill. Narf!

🩷 Fair Launch: Jul 25 – Jul 31 on PinkSale 🚀 Raydium Launch: Aug 1, 2026
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brainEnomics

Every token has a purpose. Every percentage a plan. Welcome to the most diabolically structured meme coin in the universe.

8,000,000,000

TOTAL SUPPLY

1%

TRANSFER FEE

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DECIMALS

SOLANA

NETWORK

$NARF token distribution: Fair Launch & Liquidity 65%, Community Airdrop 26%, Founder Reserve 3%, Marketing 3%, Team and Dev 3%.
Fair Launch & Liquidity — 65% Community Airdrop — 26% Founder Reserve — 3% Marketing — 3% Team & Dev — 3%
Fund Takeover

The Same Contract We Deploy Every Night... Copy It.

CA: 2okQqxJKPpNrxSWVcuRYhF9EKCAECzEfQYvq3JfQesqs ⧉

🩷 Fair Launch: Jul 25 – Jul 31 on PinkSale 🚀 Raydium Launch: Aug 1, 2026
FREE TOKENS

Claim Your $NARF

2,080,000,000 $NARF tokens — 26% of total supply — going to the community before launch. Complete 4 tasks. Get your share. NARF!

PINKSALE FAIR LAUNCH COUNTDOWN

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Step 1 — Follow on X

Follow @narf_meme on Twitter / X to stay updated on the takeover.

Step 2 — Join Telegram

Join the official $NARF Telegram and become a soldier of the regime.

Step 3 — Retweet

Retweet our pinned post and tag 2 friends who want free crypto.

Step 4 — Submit Wallet

Enter your Solana wallet address (Phantom or Solflare) on Gleam.

Enter Airdrop on Gleam

Registration closes July 29th, 2026 · Tokens distributed post-launch

2,080,000,000

TOKENS AVAILABLE

26%

OF TOTAL SUPPLY

AUG 1, 2026

DISTRIBUTION DATE

🩷 Fair Launch: Jul 25 – Jul 31 on PinkSale 🚀 Raydium Launch: Aug 1, 2026
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The Master Plan

Every world takeover needs a schedule. brainE has a spreadsheet. Dinky has a gold Sharpie. This is what happens when they collaborate.

COMPLETE ✓

Phase 1 — The Blueprint

Q2 2026 — brainE designs the scheme in secret. Smart contract built on Solana Token-2022. Brand identity, lore, and the $NARF mythology established. Dinky approves everything enthusiastically without reading it.

JULY 1, 2026

Phase 2 — Narf Goes Live

Website launches. Twitter & Telegram go live. Meme campaign begins. Airdrop registration opens on Gleam. The world learns what Dinky and brainE have been up to. Results: chaotic. As planned.

Jul 25 – Jul 31

Phase 3 — The Fair Launch

Fair launch on PinkSale. Airdrop registration closes July 29. Community reaches critical mass. brainE finalises the token distribution. Dinky signs things. 65% liquidity locked for 1,000 days.

AUGUST 1, 2026

Phase 4 — Raydium or Bust

$NARF lists on Raydium. Airdrop tokens distributed. Dexscreener, Birdeye & Solscan go live. CoinGecko & CMC applications submitted. Dinky tweets about it. brainE buys more.

Q3–Q4 2026+

Phase 5 — World Domination

CEX listings. Influencer campaigns. NFT drops. Partnership expansion. Starlink beams $NARF to every corner of the globe. SpaceX puts the node on Mars. brainE achieves the plan. Dinky says "Narf!"

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Join the Regime

Ready to serve the new world order? Follow these simple steps to secure your place in history. No prior experience in world domination required.

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Pledge Allegiance

Download Phantom or Solflare. Connect your wallet. It's like swearing an oath, but on the blockchain. No blood required.

👻 Phantom 🔆 Solflare

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Pay Tribute

Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken. Send it to your wallet. Remember — world domination isn't free. But it's surprisingly affordable.

ⓘ Keep ~0.01 SOL for gas fees

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Join the Fair Launch

Head to PinkSale, find the $NARF fair launch, and contribute SOL. The fair launch runs July 25 – July 31. No whales, no VCs — just the regime.

🗓 FAIR LAUNCH: Jul 25 – Jul 31

🩷 PinkSale

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Launch Day — August 1st

On August 1st, $NARF hits Raydium. Trade freely, HODL hard, and await orders from brainE. Your place in the new world order is secured. Narf!

Raydium Jupiter
Join Fair Launch Telegram Channel Follow X

"The same thing we do every night — try to take over the world!" Join us and be part of the most ambitious meme coin project ever conceived.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Every night Dinky asks questions. Every night brainE has the answers. Here are the ones you actually need.

Fund Takeover

$NARF is a meme coin on the Solana blockchain inspired by Pinky & The Brain. Dinky Trump (Pinky) and brainE Musk (Brain) are on a mission to take over the world one block at a time. Website launch July 1st. PinkSale fair launch Jul 25–31. Raydium listing August 1st. Pure meme energy. Narf!

The PinkSale fair launch runs July 25 – July 31, 2026. $NARF then hits Raydium on August 1st, 2026 — the official launch day. Contract address: 2okQqxJKPpNrxSWVcuRYhF9EKCAECzEfQYvq3JfQesqs. Follow us on X and join Telegram to stay updated.

1. Download Phantom or Solflare wallet
2. Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken and send to your wallet
3. Go to Raydium.io or Jupiter.ag
4. Paste the $NARF contract address and swap SOL for $NARF
5. Welcome to the regime. Narf!

$NARF is a 100% fair launch via PinkSale — no VC allocation, no insider wallets, no price advantages. Everyone participates at the same rate. At launch we will: (1) lock liquidity for 1,000 days on Raydium, (2) renounce mint authority so no new tokens can ever be created, (3) post all proofs publicly on Solscan. The only thing we are rugging is your free time.

Total supply is 8,000,000,000 $NARF — 8 billion, one for each subject of the regime. Distribution: 65% Fair Launch & Liquidity (PinkSale — Jul 25–31), 26% Community Airdrop, 3% Founder Reserve, 3% Marketing, 3% Team & Development. Token launches on Raydium on August 1st, 2026. There is a 1% transfer fee on every transaction via the Token-2022 standard.

Complete the 4 tasks on Gleam (follow, join Telegram, retweet, submit wallet) before July 29th, 2026 to register. 2,080,000,000 $NARF (26% of supply) will be distributed to registered wallets after launch. The more tasks you complete, the more entries you earn.

After launch, track $NARF on Dexscreener.com, Birdeye.so, and Solscan.io using the contract address. We will submit to CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap on launch day — listings typically take 1-2 weeks.

$NARF runs on Solana. You need Phantom (phantom.app) or Solflare (solflare.com) — both free browser extensions and mobile apps. Keep a small amount of SOL for transaction fees (usually under $0.01). Ethereum wallets will not work.

🩷 Fair Launch: Jul 25 – Jul 31 on PinkSale 🚀 Raydium Launch: Aug 1, 2026